Chew Gum and Grow Bigger Boobs?
November 8th, 2007
Here is a funny website that only the internet could provide - Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum! This “all natural” product claims to be a valid alternative for women who fear plastic surgery and its side effects. The Zoft gum ingredient list is actually quite good - asuming it really does contain these herbs. Products like these are not tested by the FDA. The sad truth is that thousands of real medical studies prove that none of these herbs have the ability to increase breast size. Read More »
Media Pokes Fun at Prince Charles
October 5th, 2007
Prince Charles attended an awards ceremony honoring some of his troops in London only to have a lucky photographer snap this awkward picture.
Among the recipients in the 9th Regiment, Army Air Corps was one woman who appeared to have large breasts. The article is titled Prince Charles the Perv of Wales. Check out the reader comments below the picture. Some people laughed, others attacked the media.
Cookies and Tea Grow Your Breasts?
August 17th, 2007
No! But it sure makes for funny Japanese marketing. The wacky blog Gizmodo reports that these two products will help fat go right to a woman’s bosom. 100% false of course…not to mention that a Japanese F-Cup is a simple North American DD. But what if you dip your F-Cup Cookies in your F-Cup Tea?
Read it and laugh! F-Cup Cookies & F-Cup Tea.
Girls With Big Boobs Are Smarter?
November 11th, 2006
Obviously a joke from Weekly World News, this story has silly wording and outrageous claims. They say that big-boobed gals have a new reason to stick out their chests with pride. This surprising study proves they’re more intelligent than their small-breasted sisters! The study of 1,200 women conducted by Chicago sociologists comes in the wake of a recently released report stating that blonde rocket scientists outnumber brunettes. Read More »
Nation Impressed By Large Breasts
September 20th, 2006
Amid escalating war in the Balkans, tragedy in Colorado and rising global economic instability, the nation voiced its broadbased approval of a pair of enormous breasts Monday. The impressive 40DD set, widely regarded as the most significant to enter the American landscape in years, top the current national agenda and enjoy an overall public-approval rating of nearly 75 percent.”
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