Girls With Big Boobs Are Smarter?
November 11th, 2006
Obviously a joke from Weekly World News, this story has silly wording and outrageous claims. They say that big-boobed gals have a new reason to stick out their chests with pride. This surprising study proves they’re more intelligent than their small-breasted sisters! The study of 1,200 women conducted by Chicago sociologists comes in the wake of a recently released report stating that blonde rocket scientists outnumber brunettes.
“Rather than automatically assuming that a woman with tremendous ‘hooters’ belongs in the typing pool, she should be considered for the executive track. Well-endowed women, many of them shyly concealing their assets behind lab coats in research and development departments across the country, could be considered America’s secret weapon.”
“Although I hate to admit it, we found that women with big busts average 10 IQ points higher than less well-endowed women,” reveals lead researcher Dr. Yvonne Rossdale, herself a meager 32A.
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