Nation Impressed By Large Breasts
Amid escalating war in the Balkans, tragedy in Colorado and rising global economic instability, the nation voiced its broadbased approval of a pair of enormous breasts Monday. The impressive 40DD set, widely regarded as the most significant to enter the American landscape in years, top the current national agenda and enjoy an overall public-approval rating of nearly 75 percent.”
April 28, 1999 – Issue 35•16 – theONION
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Quite Funny!
Never seen this article before.
Everything the Onion does is funny. This spoof was great.
An approval rating of nearly 75 percent is impressive!
Gotta love the Onion! Reading it for years!