Nation Impressed By Large Breasts
September 20th, 2006
Amid escalating war in the Balkans, tragedy in Colorado and rising global economic instability, the nation voiced its broadbased approval of a pair of enormous breasts Monday. The impressive 40DD set, widely regarded as the most significant to enter the American landscape in years, top the current national agenda and enjoy an overall public-approval rating of nearly 75 percent.”
April 28, 1999 - Issue 35•16 - theONION
Quite Funny!
Never seen this article before.
An approval rating of nearly 75 percent is impressive!
Everything the Onion does is funny. This spoof was great.
Gotta love the Onion! Reading it for years!